magic mike

If only closed minds came with closed mouths. 

 ~As seen on a button at evolvefish.com

can i get a HELL to the YEA on this one???  i have to admit to a long standing personal obsession with channing tatum, dating back to his yo-boy debut in step up .... im a sucker for a dancer, apparently a yo-boy, and lets not forget the whole ab thing....SUE ME!!

the thing about this whole "magic mike" thing, of course on the heels of the whole ridiculous shades of grey controversy is just crazy to me!!  yes, women like hot men....SHOCKER!!  women like sex.....double SHOCKER!!  not every woman likes the same kind of sex.....so freakin what???  i literally CAN NOT get over how much time and energy people are spending being shocked and appalled at what women do or dont want to read and or watch.....can it really be that much of a surprise that - just like men - we have actual hormones....and god forbid - sexual proclivities....(gasp)!!

i promised myself when i started the blog that i wasnt going to talk about sex stuff - it seems to personal AND somehow too controversial...HOWEVER, i just cant resist anymore :)

i live in a house full of men....i am constantly bombarded with the - she's hot, holy shit look at her, blah blah blah....which is fine and normal - chics are hot - good bodies are good bodies....yes, jessica biel has a fantastic ass....this does not offend me in the least....its NORMAL to find people attractive......and if you can look at that picture and not think HOLY SHIT, then you live on a different planet from the one i live on.

is it ridiculous that i am literally counting down the minutes until my midnight show of this movie so i can drool and gawk?? ABSOLUTELY.....does it make me a bad person??? um NO.  did i read shades of grey?  YUP .... do i think its hot?  YUP .... why not?  its ENTERTAINMENT!!  what is everyone so freaking threatened by???

i dont see all these uptight people posting about PENTHOUSE FORUM every day?  i dont see them slamming STRIPTEASE or SHOWGIRLS (even tho that WAS really bad).....its like we as a society EXPECT men to judge women on their appearance AND be sexually deviant.....what the HELL??  but put a naughty book or a movie about hot men in the running and all of the sudden, society is crumbling due to our loose morals.....its fuckin assinine!!

maybe its just me, but the funniest part about this whole thing is that i expect to be completely embarrassed the ENTIRE time i'm watching.....okay, maybe not when i'm drooling, but other than that :)..... the thing is, if you've even seen a male strip show, its FUNNY.....girls go to giggle and drink and ok, stare at some hot bodies....but i would say HARMLESS for the most part....its fantasy, not reality......and id say 99% of the population knows the difference.  its the stupid outspoken minority that blows this stuff up.

i was sitting on the couch with jake and he was laughing at me while i watched a preview.....he said "i bet not one person who leaves that theatre will be able to tell me the plot".....and i said "duh"....WHO CARES??  i'm not going to watch a literary masterpiece....i just want to be entertained....and if for one single second our collective interest in these super hot men makes the boys of the world REALIZE what it feels like to be judged on their looks, i say GOOD!!  its about fuckin time!  maybe that makes me a bad mom....i certainly dont want my kids to feel bad about the way they look for any reason....but i do want them to understand 2 things.....1 - we are ALL to some extent judged by our looks, and 2 - there is a PERSON on the other side of those that are being judged.... do i know channing tatum is married?  yup - to a seriously hot chic, whom i also love ..... does this make him MORE hot or LESS hot??  neither.....he's just freakin hot.....and i'm allowed to think so.  it doesnt make me a bad person....it makes me human.

i also have huge giant crushes on the ROCK and chris hemsworth.....i've seen every movie they've ever done too....as a matter of fact i went BY MYSELF the day snow white and the huntsman came out.....literally just to watch him.....this does not mean i am planning to leave my family to fly to hollywood and throw myself on their doorsteps....its just a fun little break from reality.  i wish we all would stop judging each other so much - and just try to enjoy the ride.  i'm sure we have much better things to spend our time worrying about than whether or not the women of the world are going to be corrupted by a dirty book or a trashy movie......one can only hope anyway!!

i for one loved the dirty book and cant wait for the trashy movie....does it really matter in the grand scheme of things what toots your horn??   i hope not..... i sincerely believe we have bigger fish to fry - and maybe, just maybe, hollywood is finally catching on to the fact that chics dig hot men as much as men dig hot women!! go figure :)

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
Mae West